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About The Whatevermen
Learn more about The Whatevermen and why we exist.
How You Can Help
Help us educate the public in the only way that's
left.
Download our Files
Download our MP3 spots, rename them as popular files, and
watch and laugh as helpless little teenyboppers download them
and fall right into our trap!
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Download our Files
This is where it all begins. Download some or all of
these files, rename them to what you think the teeny-boppers
will go after, and let 'em loose on Napster, Gnutella, or
wherever!
Direct Spot 1
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A direct spot that focuses on the sweeping control
the record industry has on what you see and what
you hear.
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this spot.
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Direct Spot 2
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A direct spot where we educate the listener
on what the recording indu$try is really about.
Direct references to Metallica and their love of
money over music.
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this spot.
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Smart Guy Spot
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Working through the time-tested method of
"Reverse Psychology," we congratulate
the listener for their diverse and non-mainstream
musical tastes, and then talk badly about Brintey
fans behind their backs.
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this spot.
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Metallica Fairy Tale
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In the spirit of renewed Rocky-and-Bullwinklemania, this
Fractured Fairy Tale about four young men and their
heavy metal band will put your small children to sleep and
at the same time teach them valuable life lessons about
very greedy people.
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this spot.
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